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	<description>Stupidity got us into this mess; stupidity will get us out!</description>
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		<title>Not Funny: The Obesity of Evil</title>
		<link>http://mindscalpel.com/2010/05/12/not-funny-the-obesity-of-evil/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 21:04:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay, for a wonderful demonstration that evil&#8217;s face can be pretty pudgy, take a look at this short video from an academic conference at UC San Diego.  A student whose appearance is otherwise unremarkable (except for the fact that she&#8217;s a walking &#8220;Glamour Don&#8217;t&#8221;) lets her mask slip, just for a second, to expose [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Valentine&#8217;s Day: Of Men and Monkeys</title>
		<link>http://mindscalpel.com/2010/02/10/valentines-day-of-men-and-monkeys/</link>
		<comments>http://mindscalpel.com/2010/02/10/valentines-day-of-men-and-monkeys/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 03:09:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mind Scalpel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’m a romantic guy, so I torture monkeys.
Now, stay with me here!  It all connects up.
See, there’s an oft-repeated story about an experiment in the creation of cultural taboos and traditions involving putting a bunch of monkeys in a room together with a ladder and a banana hanging from the ceiling at the top [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Quick!  Somebody Give Me Swine Flu!</title>
		<link>http://mindscalpel.com/2009/06/20/quick-somebody-give-me-swine-flu/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 00:59:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mind Scalpel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am desperately searching for someone who can infect me with the swine flu.  That might seem counterintuitive; after all, there are all sorts of hysterical predictions about the danger of the swine flu pandemic, and people have indeed died from it.
But what the authorities aren&#8217;t really advertising is that if this swine flu [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Next War: Stable Finances</title>
		<link>http://mindscalpel.com/2009/01/31/the-next-war-stable-finances/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jan 2009 18:26:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mind Scalpel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey!&#160; I have a suggestion.
Since we supposedly invaded Iraq to get control of their oil, why can&#8217;t we invade another country to confiscate their good credit?&#160; 
I nominate Switzerland.
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		<title>News Flash: Al Qaeda Really Mean!</title>
		<link>http://mindscalpel.com/2008/11/19/news-flash-al-qaeda-really-mean/</link>
		<comments>http://mindscalpel.com/2008/11/19/news-flash-al-qaeda-really-mean/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 22:04:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mind Scalpel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now they&#8217;ve done it!
In a new video, purportedly of Ayman al-Zawahiri, Al Qaeda used racially charged language to attack President-elect Obama &#8212; they called him a &#8220;house slave&#8221; (or a &#8220;house Negro&#8220;, depending on your translation).
Plus, they called him a bad Muslim.
This is going to have a seismic effect among the American Left.  It&#8217;s one [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Chinese Are Gambling?  We&#8217;re Doomed!</title>
		<link>http://mindscalpel.com/2008/05/11/the-chinese-are-gambling-were-doomed/</link>
		<comments>http://mindscalpel.com/2008/05/11/the-chinese-are-gambling-were-doomed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 02:39:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mind Scalpel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been relatively confident in the likelihood of the United States maintaining its hegemony in the world, not because of the superiority of our military capabilities, but because of the innate corrosiveness of our culture.
You see, America&#8217;s international predominance is not based on nukes or aircraft carrier battle groups, both of which are inherently cool [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Go To Humor-Blogs.com</title>
		<link>http://mindscalpel.com/2008/03/06/dont-go-to-humor-blogscom/</link>
		<comments>http://mindscalpel.com/2008/03/06/dont-go-to-humor-blogscom/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 23:13:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mind Scalpel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay, I didn&#8217;t mean that.  There are actually quite a few damn funny people hooked into that site; humor-blogs.com is like the hub of a multi-spoked, demented, seriously off-balance Wheel of Funny.
Plus it&#8217;s a convenient stepping-stone for identifying my competition; now that I know who they are, I expect to ruin their credit ratings [...]]]></description>
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