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	<title>Mind Scalpel &#187; Terrorism</title>
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		<title>News Flash: Al Qaeda Really Mean!</title>
		<link>http://mindscalpel.com/2008/11/19/news-flash-al-qaeda-really-mean/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 22:04:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now they&#8217;ve done it!
In a new video, purportedly of Ayman al-Zawahiri, Al Qaeda used racially charged language to attack President-elect Obama &#8212; they called him a &#8220;house slave&#8221; (or a &#8220;house Negro&#8220;, depending on your translation).
Plus, they called him a bad Muslim.
This is going to have a seismic effect among the American Left.  It&#8217;s one [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Osama bin Laden: A Cappella Geek</title>
		<link>http://mindscalpel.com/2008/05/20/osama-bin-laden-a-cappella-geek/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 01:02:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I knew we hadn&#8217;t fully plumbed the depths of this evil man&#8217;s depravity and hatred of all humankind.  In addition to his advocacy of mass murder against innocent civilians, this cave-hiding nutjob, according to Newsweek, was an a cappella aficionado:
According to &#8220;Pitch Perfect: The Quest for Collegiate A Cappella Glory,&#8221; by author Mickey Rapkin, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Behavior Identification Experts Detect Guy &#8220;Acting Crazy&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://mindscalpel.com/2008/04/01/behavior-identification-experts-detect-guy-acting-crazy/</link>
		<comments>http://mindscalpel.com/2008/04/01/behavior-identification-experts-detect-guy-acting-crazy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 03:50:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mind Scalpel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, thank heavens for the crack training we&#8217;ve given to some Transportation Security Agency employees.  As reported by local6.com, the agents were able to infer that someone might be a threat at the Orlando airport, working only from incredibly subtle cues that passengers characterized as the guy &#8220;acting crazy.&#8221;

At first, the portrait the reporter [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Everyday Weaponry&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://mindscalpel.com/2008/03/14/everyday-weaponry/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 21:43:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mind Scalpel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As if more proof were needed of the infallibility of The Mind Scalpel, my previously-articulated thesis that men have an innate instinct to weaponize anything has received even further support by this description of how water-cooler jugs are being used as cannon projectiles.

Sometimes the lonely heart of a Future Global Despot is soothed by the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Terrorism: The Cure for What Ails You</title>
		<link>http://mindscalpel.com/2008/02/27/terrorism-the-cure-for-what-ails-you/</link>
		<comments>http://mindscalpel.com/2008/02/27/terrorism-the-cure-for-what-ails-you/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2008 18:10:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mind Scalpel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apparently the threat of terrorism is like cumin, or chili powder: sprinkle it on an epic screw-up and it makes everything taste a lot better.
Witness what happened recently in Florida, which was plunged briefly back into the Stone Age by rolling power outages.  In practically every article about that event, there was a statement [...]]]></description>
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		<title>72 Virgins? 72 Grapes?</title>
		<link>http://mindscalpel.com/2008/01/14/virgins-grapes-wrinkled-grapes-wrinkled-virgins/</link>
		<comments>http://mindscalpel.com/2008/01/14/virgins-grapes-wrinkled-grapes-wrinkled-virgins/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2008 03:41:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mind Scalpel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay, this should be causing a leettle more controversy than it&#8217;s stirred up &#8211; according to a reputable scholar of the Koran (who has to publish his scholarship anonymously because he&#8217;s reluctant to be stabbed, shot, or blown to bits), it&#8217;s possible that the Koran promises martyrs not 72 virgins, but rather 72 grapes &#8211; [...]]]></description>
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