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	<description>Stupidity got us into this mess; stupidity will get us out!</description>
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		<title>Terrorism: The Cure for What Ails You</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2008 18:10:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apparently the threat of terrorism is like cumin, or chili powder: sprinkle it on an epic screw-up and it makes everything taste a lot better. Witness what happened recently in Florida, which was plunged briefly back into the Stone Age by rolling power outages. In practically every article about that event, there was a statement [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Clones: The Other White Meat</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2008 03:28:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, what&#8217;s all this fuss about the South Korean company that&#8217;s offering to clone your pets? Okay, granted, there is one small issue, mainly that the people who are rich enough to have this done tend to have offensively annoying pets, and therefore we could be polluting the world with more of these (click at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Doctors Find Miracle Memory Cure; Patient Begs Them to Un-Invent It</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 15:47:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As part of my Secret Plan for Global Domination, I have of course been developing an army of nigh-invulnerable, genetically-engineered super-soldiers, which, as Steven Covey would say if he were a would-be Global Despot rather than a self-help guru, is a “Quadrant II” activity for evil geniuses. (Incidentally, when I execute Phase I of my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>World&#8217;s Most Horrific Piano Chord&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://mindscalpel.com/2008/01/21/worlds-most-horrific-piano-chord/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2008 21:48:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know you&#8217;ve heard the commercials &#8212; you&#8217;re driving along, listening to the radio, and suddenly some guy says in an incredibly matter-of-fact voice &#8220;Hello, my name is Stan O&#8217;Hanlahan&#8230;&#8221;. And then the hushed, minor-key Piano Chord from Hell plays: &#8220;*PLING*&#8221; Stan O&#8217;Hanlahan then, incredibly matter-of-factly, spends the next thirty seconds describing an escalating odyssey [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Like We&#8217;re Not Fat Enough Already?</title>
		<link>http://mindscalpel.com/2008/01/16/like-were-not-fat-enough-already/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2008 18:58:23 +0000</pubDate>
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