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		<title>Rock On!</title>
		<link>http://mindscalpel.com/2008/12/09/rock-on/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 03:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mind Scalpel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once again, I feel like a mosquito at a nudist colony &#8212; I have so many options, I just don&#8217;t know where to begin!  Auto maker bailouts!  Corruptocratic politicians in Illinois!  International intrigue!
So of course, I&#8217;m going to talk a little bit about floating rocks.
I guess it&#8217;s a sign of either our sophistication or utter [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Osama bin Laden: A Cappella Geek</title>
		<link>http://mindscalpel.com/2008/05/20/osama-bin-laden-a-cappella-geek/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 01:02:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mind Scalpel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I knew we hadn&#8217;t fully plumbed the depths of this evil man&#8217;s depravity and hatred of all humankind.  In addition to his advocacy of mass murder against innocent civilians, this cave-hiding nutjob, according to Newsweek, was an a cappella aficionado:
According to &#8220;Pitch Perfect: The Quest for Collegiate A Cappella Glory,&#8221; by author Mickey Rapkin, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rules of the Road Rage II &#8212; Shun Politeness</title>
		<link>http://mindscalpel.com/2008/04/14/rules-of-the-road-rage-ii-shun-politeness/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 03:35:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mind Scalpel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[And another thing!
Look, people, if you&#8217;re on the road and you decide to do something really rude, like cut someone off or shove in front of someone, the worst, the absolute worst, thing you can then do is get an attack of the guilts and decide to be randomly polite.
Why?  Because it screws everyone [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Commuters &#8212; Choose Your Enemy</title>
		<link>http://mindscalpel.com/2008/04/13/commuters-choose-your-enemy/</link>
		<comments>http://mindscalpel.com/2008/04/13/commuters-choose-your-enemy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Apr 2008 22:23:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mind Scalpel</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://mindscalpel.com/?p=48</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Sorry about the hiatus, all.  I have a few other projects in beta, though none is the labor of love that is mindscalpel.com.
In addition to the coding, I have been focused on traffic.  Not the tasty revenue-generating high-volume internet traffic kind of traffic, but rather the paint-drying, teeth-gnashing automobile traffic kind of traffic. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Terrorism: The Cure for What Ails You</title>
		<link>http://mindscalpel.com/2008/02/27/terrorism-the-cure-for-what-ails-you/</link>
		<comments>http://mindscalpel.com/2008/02/27/terrorism-the-cure-for-what-ails-you/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2008 18:10:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mind Scalpel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apparently the threat of terrorism is like cumin, or chili powder: sprinkle it on an epic screw-up and it makes everything taste a lot better.
Witness what happened recently in Florida, which was plunged briefly back into the Stone Age by rolling power outages.  In practically every article about that event, there was a statement [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Product Reviews You Can Use #1 &#8212; Uncomfortable Global Positioning</title>
		<link>http://mindscalpel.com/2008/02/08/product-reviews-you-can-use-1-uncomfortable-global-positioning/</link>
		<comments>http://mindscalpel.com/2008/02/08/product-reviews-you-can-use-1-uncomfortable-global-positioning/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 16:30:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mind Scalpel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some blogs and web sites review consumer products by giving you useless and irrelevant information like price, ease of use, feature sets and quality.
Not this one! Here, we’re just concerned with the things that really matter about products – the social problems they solve, or introduce, in real life, not some ridiculously objective findings derived [...]]]></description>
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		<title>World&#8217;s Most Horrific Piano Chord&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://mindscalpel.com/2008/01/21/worlds-most-horrific-piano-chord/</link>
		<comments>http://mindscalpel.com/2008/01/21/worlds-most-horrific-piano-chord/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2008 21:48:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mind Scalpel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know you&#8217;ve heard the commercials &#8212; you&#8217;re driving along, listening to the radio, and suddenly some guy says in an incredibly matter-of-fact voice &#8220;Hello, my name is Stan O&#8217;Hanlahan&#8230;&#8221;.
And then the hushed, minor-key Piano Chord from Hell plays: &#8220;*PLING*&#8221;
Stan O&#8217;Hanlahan then, incredibly matter-of-factly, spends the next thirty seconds describing an escalating odyssey into Disease [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;You Brought It On Yourself, Buddy&#8230;&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://mindscalpel.com/2008/01/18/you-brought-it-on-yourself-buddy/</link>
		<comments>http://mindscalpel.com/2008/01/18/you-brought-it-on-yourself-buddy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jan 2008 22:40:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mind Scalpel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Substantially lowering the bar for the degree of care zoos owe their visitors, most recent news reports about the three guys who were attacked and/or eaten by a tiger at the San Francisco Zoo seem to focus on whether the three guys were taunting the tiger.
Can someone explain to me exactly how this is relevant [...]]]></description>
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