Mind Scalpel

Okay, I didn’t mean that. There are actually quite a few damn funny people hooked into that site; humor-blogs.com is like the hub of a multi-spoked, demented, seriously off-balance Wheel of Funny.

Plus it’s a convenient stepping-stone for identifying my competition; now that I know who they are, I expect to ruin their credit ratings by stealing their identities and buying millions of Chia Pets in their names.

Mmm…Chia Pets…so tasty…

But I digress. Check out humor-blogs.com.

Apologies for the short gap in posting. I’ve been thinking about how to respond to a surprising “cease and desist” letter I received last week. Normally, these things shower down upon me like snow in January, to as little effect, but this one was different.

You see, it was signed by a few people whose name I recognized: Bill Gates (yeah, the Microsoft guy — former minion of mine, now in open rebellion, due for a comeuppance, long story), Sergey Brin (Google, same basic siutation), Jeffrey Bezos (CEO of amazon.com) and Pierre Omidyar (EBay dude).

Rather than try to summarize the letter, I’ll just reproduce it here in its entirety:

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